Anyone know where I can buy a cheap shiv?

I'm tired of being nice to people I don't like!!!
I guess I've lived my whole life so far worried about what other people would think of me so I tried my best to fit into every group I was hanging around with at the time. I know most people except for raving f'ing psychopaths, do this but I got to be quite good at it. I suppose it stems from lack of parental love when I was a child or some shit like that.
Lately though when I'm talking to certain people and smiling at their stupid comments and making them think I'm really interested in the emanations escaping that vortex of hell they call a mouth. Its like I'm looking down at my self from another place, thinking oh my lord, if this person doesn't stop talking I'm going to staple their frigging lips shut. You are taking up valuable minutes from what is otherwise known as my life and I'll never get it back. Go back to your little hovel and shove your finger up your ass because I don't give a shit what you did this past weekend and not really interested in telling you about mine.
Wow, I never intended this blog to be a rant but I guess I have alot to rant about. Its quite interesting this blog thing...I find myself writing things that I would never verbally tell someone...sober...
I guess ultimately we can't go around telling everyone what we think of them because in the absence of some modicum of decency, respect and social order our society would degrade into chaos and we'd become...well...like...Americans...