Even the birds and the bees do it...

So we share our floor here at the office with another tenant. I have to walk down a super long and kind of narrow hallway to get to the washroom. The women in the other office have to walk down the same hallway in the opposite direction to go to the girls washroom.

So, everytime (it seems), that I go to the can, I pass by this girl who is also going but in the opposite direction. At first there is no eye contact, but after a few weeks, slight eye contact.

Then nod.

Smile.

Smile and nod.

Silent hi.

Silent hi with nod.

Silent hi with nod and smile.

You get the point (no, I don't go to the washroom that much, I've just condensed months of bowel movements).

So, I just went to the washroom again and lo and behold, the same chick going to the can. I'm sure she must be thinking, "Boy he sure goes to the washroom alot." I know I'm thinking that about her.

Anyways I finish my business and as I'm leaving, fuck, we pass again? How uncomfortable. I know guys don't normally take as much time as girls unless of course they're doing a number 2. I'm sure she's probably thinking, "Wow, he took a long time in there (I was there for awhile), he just took a dump!" I have no way of knowing whether she did the same because as I said it generally takes girls longer, even if they have to pee. What with all the fixing, adjusting, buffing, polishing, scraping and rinsing they have to do.

You know, you meet people in the strangest of circumstances.

P.S. Did I ever tell you about the guy who was washing his feet in the sink in our washroom? No? Ok, maybe I'll just skip the telling of that one.