Funniest thing I heard this weekend...

So I'm at a bar with my brother-in-law we're watching this parade of fat chicks in tight pants saunter by...then he said, "Didn't you know, god created spandex but the devil filled them with fat chicks." Fuck, I'm still laughing. Anyways, if you're offended, too bad. I don't go walking around in spandex because I don't want to gross other people out, others should be so considerate!