You know its not war, politics, religion or money that causes relationships to disintegrate. Its the important things like putting the toilet paper roll on upside down. My god, everyone knows that toilet paper should roll from the top.
Toothpaste needs to be squeezed from the bottom not the middle. How the hell am I expected to have sex with you when you squeeze the toothpaste from the middle. What, were you born in the forest, raised by chimps?
I also need Heinz Ketchup (not that no name shit), real butter (margarine is made of plastic), and real mayonnaise (not Miracle Whip).
Thanks to M for the material for this post :)
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