What's your Superhero power?

Well, when drunk guys get together in a hotel room for 5 days straight they talk about shit. One such discussion centered around about superheroes. We all gave superhero names to each other with superhero powers.

As I will be referring to everyone from here on in by their superhero names I thought I'd better start with that.

The first and most shockingly dangerous of all of the superheroes was....


estructo. Aptly named because he broke everything. Really, from juggling beer bottles in the room (which, BTW, didn't end well), to hurling my cell phone against a brick wall (ended worse). Don't really remember how many glasses he broke. An the furniture...omfg, that poor coffee table!


Secondly there was the...

Sleeper. Named of course because of his ability not only to sleep through anything but being able to sleep at will.

Rarotonga: "Ok guys we need to go out in half an hour."

Sleeper: "Ah guys, just need to shut my eyes quickly."

Actual conversation. He actually slept for 30 minutes to the second. Oh, and don't try sitting on the Sleeper while he is slumbering and prying his eyes open, it doesn't work. Just theorizing ofcourse.

The sleeper's favourite move? You guessed it, The Dolphin. That's with both arms at his side falling face down into the bed and being asleep before his body hit.

Then came....


The Pacifier. The ability not only to control every situation and bring it back to sensibility, but the only one who had power over Distructo. When for example we were in a bar and Distructo mistook this 6' 5' dude who was about 260 lbs of pure muscle for me (seriously). He proceeded to cross check him as hard as he could in the back. (Total 5 minute major and a game misconduct.) It was the Pacifier who stepped in and brought the situation under control and prevented the Missing Link from separating Destructo's DNA. When we all got into a big fight one night which ended in the aforementioned phone smashing incident, it was the Pacifier that brought us all back together. Sanity Rules!

Finally me, I received the name....

The "Smoocher." Apparently I spent the entire trip with my lips attached to girls necks. My superhero power is being able to scale a wall using my lips as a suction cup. I will admit that I'm fairly irresistible when I'm drunk but I swear those girls were hitting on me.

Crazy...