You've got to be kidding...

Ok, I'm sitting at my desk moving papers around trying to look busy as people walk by my office. I come upon today's paper and the headline is,
"UN Pleads for Troops."
Below this headline, in the most prominent location is a picture of a dolphin with the headline, "Dolphins, not so smart after all"

[deep breath] ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????

In the SAME paper we have people being killed indiscriminately by rockets, war raging all over the world, conference for AIDS just finished in Toronto reporting shocking death toll and devastation of the population, some freak arrested for raping and murdering that 6 year old girl from Colorado, airports on high security because of terrorist threats, poverty... and you're telling me the Dolphins are the stupid ones??????

I think its time we take a look in the mirror if we're looking for stupidity.

On the next page is a list of the top ten smart animals...

10. Parrots
9. Elephants
8. Cats
7. Dogs
6. Corvids (crows, ravens, jays and magpies) (I thought these were just regular birds)
5. Octopuses (seriously!) (I know what you're thinking, I checked the dictionary its either octopuses or octopi)
4. Pigs
3. Cetaceans (dolphins, whales)
2. New World monkeys
1. Great apes (humans, chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans, bonobos)

Woo, that's right animal kingdom, take that, we rock!!!. We did a survey and found out that we're smarter than all of you so go lick your private parts and mate with your relatives.

We rule the fucking world and as supreme rulers we've decided to destroy the world and all life on it. Our decision is final.

R.