Sir...

Um, exactly when did I become a "Sir." As I'm ordering my coffee this morning the woman says, "Thank you sir." Sir? Wow, she was talking to me. It got me thinking, at excacly what age did I transition from being just a guy to Sir.

Elton John became a Sir when a queen touched him with her sword...no, not that kind of queen and that kind of sword you perv.

Its not like we live in 19th century England when everyone was referred to as sir. Well, wished someone had told me the day, I would have had a party of some kind with all my friends where we could have sat around in tuxedos or smoking jackets and sipped cognac.

As I was working out this morning, Glory Days by Bruce Springsteen came on and I thought, wow, look at these old people trying to relive their youth. Then I thought, wait that song is from fucking 1984, that's 22 years ago and I still know all the damn words! As for reliving youth, I'm sure getting out of bed at 5:30 in the morning to and drive to the gym and work out for 90 minutes has nothing to do with that. :D

Well, in the words of Blink 182,

...My friends say I should act my age.... What's my age again?

R.