Good lord, just had lunch at the local Chinese restaurant now I'm sitting at my desk and I feel like I'm in a Charlie Brown episode. Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha...
They say they don't put MSG in the food, but what the hell have they replaced it with, heroin? This is not good. I especially didn't have a beer because I was hoping to be a little productive today. Might as well have gotten hammered.
My buddy H and I were thinking of excuses to get out of the office.
"Sorry boss I have to leave early."
"Why?"
"Aahh, my friend died..."
Next Day
"So Rar, how was the funeral."
"Ahh, what funeral?"
"You said your friend died."
"Oh, you didn't hear the last part of that sentence? She died her hair. Yeah, she's a blonde now. Sorry dude, didn't mean to worry you. Peace out."
R.
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