OK god, you made your point. We've fucked up your planet and now you're determined to freeze us to death. Its -30 with the wind chill out there. You fake us out with the whole global warming thing by having above average temperatures all the way through December and go for the KO with the deep freeze. Nice.
I went to the gym this morning and almost hit the ceiling when I tried to put on my deodorant. Try rubbing a block of ice on your arm pits after 10 minutes in the steam room and a nice long hot shower. My underwear was so cold it was standing up on its own. The boys don't need that kind of torture so early in the morning.
So, we're all really sorry we'll burn less fossil fuels and stuff you know, blah, blah, blah. Make the cold stop.
Sincerely,
R.
Paradise
When can we go?
About Me
- Rarotonga
- Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- My passions include, music, writing, cooking and wine. Reading, watching TV, playing on the computer and spending time with my family and friends tends to round out the mix!
On my way...
Anyone seen my handbasket???
1 comment:
I don't know what circles you're travelling in but you need to get out now.
Everyone knows that hell is a really hot place with a dude with horns and a pitch fork sitting beside Elvis and all the other cool dead people.
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