The biggest "loser..."

I know there is a TV show right now that champions such folks as heroes but I will testify that they have nothing on me. This has nothing to to with my weight but I will certainly claim that I am the biggest loser.

I would recount tonight's events but that would only serve to entrench me in the disgust that I feel at this moment. It may also serve to be evidence against me at some point so I will pass.

There is a part of me that wants to wallow in self pity but I will rise above it. I will claim that I am a loser and revel in it. Perhaps this will be a source of pride for me as even losers can win. I don't know how I get into these situations but I'm sure once the loathing is gone I will rise above this and soar.

Losers unite...this is our time.

OMG, its 4 am and I have to be awake in 2 hours to get to my co-owners meeting and give a leasing presentation. This will not be fun.

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