Best joke of the day...

Ok so we're sitting at lunch for admin assistants day. And the conversation meanders back and forth.

Director of Operations pipes up and says, "The Board Report is due next week, I sent the email out today and haven't had any response yet."

Boss says, "If I don't get any info by the time I leave for holidays on Tuesday then I'll cancel my vacation stay at the office and make their lives a living hell."

Then I say, "So, it will be like any normal TUESDAY then...."

Needless to say, I'm in trouble again.