Wierdest phone call so far

One ringy dingy, two ringy dingy...

"Rarotonga speaking"

"Um hello, can I have the name of the property manager for so and so mall?"

"Sure, his name is John Smith."

"Do you have his phone number"

"Sure its 555-5555"

"Ok, do you have any other names?"

"Any other names????"

"Yes of other managers in your company."

"Why? Who are you?"

"Well, they asked me to call and get leasing information."

"Who are they? Because the property managers don't do any leasing."

"Oh, I'm not sure maybe I misunderstood what they were saying." [Whisper] "I'm a temp here. I don't know what they want. I'm having a bad day."

"Why are you whispering? Who are they? Are you working for the mob or something?"

"Ok, go to our website, www...."

"I'm there now"

"Click on the property"

"Ok, I've clicked on the property and I can't see any contact info."

"See at the top, where it says 'contact'?"

"Yes"

[pause]

[pause]

[pause] (my god you can't be that fucking stupid!)

"Click on it"

"Oh, ok"

"John Smith, he's the general manager?"

"Yes, because his name is UNDER the title General Manager!"

Please, oh lord above...
send the bird flu...
cleanse the world of the retards!!!!