Its been some time...

Can't believe its been 10 days since I last posted. Where has the time gone. Its been fairly busy at work. I feel like I'm floating in the ocean and slowly sinking. Gotta get my shit done.

Exciting stuff to report...

Former co-worker and industry peer had an article written in a major newspaper. Too many jokes to mention. People love gossip. We sure also love to laugh at other's misfortunes.

Girl who works in a brokerage office that I deal with...

-has a journal
-her name and friends in the journal
-talks about co-workers BY NAME in her journal
-has not marked her journal private

comedy...

Anyways, wrote in her journal this week about the co-worker who got sent home because her boyfriend was stealing cell phones from his company and routing them through her office. Thought the girl was "fucking stupid!" Guess writing a journal and mentioning co-workers by name is really smart.

What else...

Went to Columbus, (that's right...Ohio) last Friday. All day meeting. Had a few too many drinks before boarding the plane. Fucking Dash 8 turbo prop. Ginormous fat guy sitting beside me who took up all of his seat and half of mine. I'm squished up against the window unable to move for fear of accidental "cuddling." Fucker took off his shoes, now I have to hold my breath too because of the stench from his toe jam.

"Ah, excuse me? "

"Yes? "

"Are you allowed to take your shoes off on a plane this small? "

"Why, what's the problem? "

"Well, the smell is quite unpleasant. "

"Uh, I'm sure its someone else? "

"Really?" " Who else has their shoes off?" (silent pause at the end to convey the word "fucker!")

So, he puts his shoes back on and I'm sure went home and told all his fat family and friends about the drunk annoying "Paki" on the plane who made him put his shoes back on! The nerve of those people, why don't they go back where they came from.

Better watch it, I've got a ceremonial shiv stashed under my turban!

Oh...my meeting is here, time to go kick some ass. Oh god, please let it be a fat white guy!

laf...