Bad...

Its not that I think all people are assholes. Its just that if I was eating chocolate covered almonds and one of them tasted like a chocolate covered asshole, it would make me not want to eat any of them any more.

I'm trying to stay positive but there are a couple of guys that I'm dealing with who are giving it to me like i'm Tracy Lordes on her "best of" DVD... no lube!

Well, its only money and not my money so I need to let it go and be more professional. That's where beer comes in.

Ok, so I'm sitting at my desk staring at the half empty starbucks cup that's been sitting here for two weeks. There are cultures growing in this thing the likes of which humanity have not seen. I think I have a cure for lupus in here.

On the side of this cup is Starbucks "The Way I see It #53"

Be exceptional. Make tremendous efforts to be extraordinary. What a privilege to be here on the planet to contribute to your unique donation to humankind. Just make sure you do so...

Are you fucking kidding me? Just give me my damn coffee. Its already bad enough that I cant order a damn large coffee, I have to order grande or venti. I'm standing in the line trying to order an iced cafe...ah..iced mo...um...iced mocha cafe with no whipped cream and the dude (he's a frigging dude) is standing there looking at me with his smug stare being of no fucking help at all whatsoever. Then when I've finally blurted it out like I'm some immigrant with down syndrome or some thing he says,

"Grande iced no whip moca."

Oh I see, to be cool you have to put the thing that you don't want in the middle of the fucking thing that you do want. It can't be a grande iced moca with no whip, but the other.

That's right "be exceptional" an exceptional asshole that makes me feel stupid for ordering my fucking coffee wrong.

And another thing, this stupid cup has been here so long you think the cleaning people would at least read it. There's been a box sitting in my office for a week. They leave me a note, a handwritten note to ask me if its garbage. No its not fucking garbage I'm giving it to my wife for our anniversary!!!!!

Whew...that felt good.

Hope you guys are having a great day too :)