More spam...

Has anyone else been getting these spam emails? The spammers actually quote passages out of periodicals and novels so it looks like a normal email and makes it through the spam filter. Every once in awhile, quite innocently, without meaning to, I read one of these emails...you know to see if it makes sense. Well, I get this one today,

But Shinnys examination of Geoffreys broken ribs and sprained shoulder had seemed purely perfunctory, and he had spoken barely a word to Ian, in spite of the mans deep grief and frequent incoherent cries. Then an unexpected idea came, a new one which opened a whole new avenue of thought.

huh, wtf! What happened to Geoffrey? Who the hell is Ian and why are his cries so frequent and incoherent? What exactly is this new "avenue of thought?" My god, please don't leave me hanging like this.

"Hello? Yes I'll buy all the damn Viagra you have if you'll just tell me the rest of the story. Pleeeease, I can't stand it."

I so won't be able to sleep tonight.